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> git config --global alias.pfusch 'push origin master --force'
> git pfusch

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Wie kann man den Master-Branch mit git an sich reißen?

Einfach ein "git putsch" nehmen.

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Thought you all would like to read this, possibly?

"Ever-faster processors led to bloated software, but physical limits may force a return to the concise code of the past."

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

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Drei Parkhäuser den Elbenkönigen hoch im Licht,
Sieben den Zwergenherrschern in ihren Hallen aus Stein
Den Sterblichen, ewig dem Tode verfallen, neun,
Einer dem Dunklen Herrn auf dunklem Thron
Im Lande Mordor, wo die Schatten drohn.
Ein Parkhauswärter, sie zu knechten, sie alle zu finden,
Ins Dunkel zu treiben und ewig zu binden
Im Lande Mordor, wo die Schatten drohn
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In 1998, a programmer who had been working on Y2K fixes started to get anxious because he couldn't believe how pervasive the problem was. He switched from company to company trying to get away from it, but everywhere he went he became regarded as the Y2K expert and immediately became the team lead for that company's Y2K contingencies. He finally had a nervous breakdown, quit his job, and decided he wanted to be knocked unconscious when the Y2K actually came about.

A month before Y2K he was put into an artificial coma and cooled down to a near cryogenic easily sustained long term life support.

Unfortunately the life support notification system had a Y2K bug, and no one revived him for 8000 years.

Finally he was found and revived. He woke up, and saw himself surrounded by lots of glass, light, stainless steel, and tall beautiful people in white robes. He asked if he was in Heaven.

They replied, "No, this is Chicago. Actually but it's a lot like Heaven to someone like you."

"Someone like me?"

"You are from the 20th century. Many of the problems that existed in your lifetime have been solved for thousands of years. There is no hunger and no disease. There is no scarcity, or strife between races and creeds."

"What year is it now?"

"Yeah, about that - it's the year 9,998. You see, the year 10,000 is coming up, and we understand you know something called COBOL?"
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What a time to be alive: Kein TV-Programm in der Zeitungsbeilage, sondern die Netflix und Prime Video Vorschau.

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unix time is named after its inventor, unix tim

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OH: Wir lassen das Auto mit Ansible ausrollen.

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This LED charger cable ignores some physics laws: "The speed of light decreases with increasing battery charge and stops when fully charged."

F: Wie viele Bälle hat ein Bällebad?

A: 0xBe11ebad

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Ein Dell, der hinfällt, hat ne Delle und ein Mac, der hinfällt, hat ne Macke.

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Möglicher Gewinn durch die Erpressung der Färöer Inseln: Ein paar Millionen Euro? Wenn überhaupt.

Möglicher Verlust durch den entstehenden Rufschaden: Potenziell im Milliardenbereich.

:blobpats:

Wieso gibt es eigentlich nicht so was wie Netflix für Zeitungen? Einmal bezahlen für Zugriff auf alle Bezahlinhalte.

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Other things to do instead of watching youtube, all ideas taken from the german show "Die Anstalt" bc im uncreative:

1. Go into the city and yell "keep going, there's nothing to see here!" until there's a crowd of people trying to find out what there's not to see

2. Go into a shop and ask them what year it is. When they reply 2019, dramatically scream "Oh My God! I'm too late" and run out

3. Go to an airport dressed as a stewardess, get a mic and say "To save the world, please use the exits here and here"

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